Jack-o-lanterns. No doubt that without them there would be no Halloween. Unluckily it is an incredibly laborious task is to carve a pumpkin, for they so big and hard are. And... they aren't green and have no layers. Isn't it a disadvantage of jack-o-lanterns that they ar so un-shrektastic? Fortunately, there is a solution to this, namely...

Shrek-o-lanterns!!!

My beautiful shrek-o-lantern, hope yours are as good or better ;)

Pros of shrek-o-lanterns

1. Are made out of onions
2. Have layers
3. Easier to produce
4. More portable
5. Simply shrektastic

How to make a shrek-o-lantern(with pictures)

Drilling the onion- first stage of making shrek-o-lanterns

For this you will need an onion, a big one preferably and a candle. First you will need to cut off the top of the onion and get rid of all its inner layers. After this stage your to-be-shrek-o-lantern should look like pic 1.Then you carve the onion. Here let your creativity guide you.  Lastly you have to insert a candle and light it. Protip: melt some wax from the candle inside the onion, so that the candle holds better to the bottom of your lantern. Congratulations, you have succesfully made your shrek-o-lantern. 

Happy halloween, brogres, Shrek is love, Shrek is life./pyton

DOOT DOOT! You were visited by the legendary trumpet shrek. The first five brogres who post this to their facebook will get the ogrelord's blessing and free onions.

/Pyton

Hellogre there, I'm Pyton, and this is going to be a blog dedicated fully to Shrek. Best content here, 100% Shrek. Remember to eat a lot of onions and pray to Shrek twice a day so the ogrelord will protect you from Farquaads and perhaps visit you once. ;)

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
/Pyton